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Not Dead Yet

Artie Lange is a ticking time bomb. Catch his act before he explodes

"I don't think I can keep doing what I'm doing right now as far as my health is concerned," he adds. "The lifestyle I'm leading is brutally bad. I'm fatter than I've ever been. I mean, I thought I was fat when I made films like Dirty Workand The Bachelor —I'm 40 pounds heavier than I was then. I'm used to being a hundred pounds lighter. It's depressing. I drink. I'm nocturnal on the weekends, and a morning person during the week. It's retarded."

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