Receive Weekly Email and Text Message Updates:
Sign up for latest info on concerts, dining, promotions and more!
Go!

National Features >

  • City Pages

    Michele Bachmann, Unmuzzled

    You don't need to read Sarah Palin's book to hear the ravings of a mad woman.

    By Matt Snyders

  • Riverfront Times

    Babe 'n' Arms

    Tom was a hot-tempered cross-dresser with a garage full of guns--and then he became Rachel.

    By Nicholas Phillips

  • Dallas Observer

    The Fight for Texas

    Rick Perry and Kay Bailey Hutchison are locked in a battle over the soul of the GOP. They're also running for governor.

    By Sam Merten

Proud Miami

Our river won't be exporting any stolen bikes today

Share

  • rss

By Raina McLeod

Published on March 22, 2007

For he’s a jolly good tributary! For he’s a jolly good tributary! Today the legacy of the hardest-working river in Miami is being honored at the eleventh annual Miami River Day. The big celebration will include riverboat tours, food, magicians, live performances from the Spam Allstars and Luis Enrique, reenactments of historical riverside incidents, and more festivities, all dedicated to the river that has endured more scandals than any local official. Despite drugs, pollution, illegal imports and exports, construction, and stinky sewage, the ol’ girl’s still flowing on. Take that, river haters! The waterlogged fun takes place at Jose Marti Park.
Sat., March 24