The Protector (Genius Products)
Thailand's Tony Jaa has made clear his plan to take Jackie Chan's crown as the king of Holy crap, did he just do that?! He's about halfway there. Though Jaa is devoid of Chan's charisma, his hyperathletic kickboxing style will make your jaw drop; here's a movie to watch like porno, with one hand on the fast-forward button (and the other on the popcorn, thank you very much). The four-minute, single-shot fight scene is worth the rental, as are several others -- most notably the one where Jaa fights motorcyclists and the one where he goes on a bone-breaking spree. There's even more in the deleted scenes, or you could watch the international version that's on the second disc (not recommended). The docs are worth watching as well, mostly to learn that, yes indeed, he really is doing that. -- Jordan Harper
Tony Jaa: No wires, just 125 pounds of fury
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