Auld Lang Sayonara

Are you ready for another typical Miami New Year’s bash? First you need at least a grand to pay for inflated cover charges and overpriced drinks. Then you need a fabulous outfit and a practiced air of approachable indifference for all the imported celebs who will be hosting parties at hotel penthouses and clubs throughout South Beach. Then you.... Oh, forget it. There’s a reason seasoned partiers call New Year’s Eve amateur night, and there’s an even better reason to get your auld lang syne on a day early. The Aquabooty dudes are throwing a New Year’s Eve-Eve Year-End Riot, and everyone is welcome to get their freak on in an environment that’s all about ass-shaking debauchery and excellent dance music. DJs such as Omar Suardy, Stephen Flynn, and Mikkel Danker will lay the groove down tonight.
Sat., Dec. 30, 10 p.m.