You have more than just another case of the Mondays. You have fallen ill with a serious strain of stop-bugging-me-boss bloat, an annoying fit of psychotic-colleague cough, and the worst I-cannot-possibly-meet-my-deadline diarrhea. Go ahead, call in sick and stay in your boxers all day. Watch Days of Our Lives and chill with Oprah. Take a nap with your dog. Smoke a bowl with your unemployed neighbor who always has the good weed. Then take a shower, make yourself look pretty, and head to the Biltmore Hotel for Martini Mondays. Whether you like yours shaken or stirred, dirty or with a twist, or even with mango, the Biltmore bartenders will hook you up with the right dose. And since we have never been big fans of traditional martinis (gin? ewww!), we are thrilled to see they will be pouring specially priced ($14, half-price for ladies) Imperia vodka martini cocktails from 6:00 to 9:00 p.m. at the Cascade Restaurant and Boules Bar. Call 305-445-1926, or visit www.biltmorehotel.com.
Mondays, 6-9 p.m., 2006