Gentlemen, in our fast-paced, high-speed, gas-guzzling, venti-iced-caramel-macchiato-ultracaffeinated world, you know deep down you yearn to take a break and be pampered. You are a slave to your e-mail and agenda, and youre not going to take it anymore. Kings never put up with Blackberrys, so why should you? Escape to the royal haven of Miles & Lyle Luxury Barbershop. Begin with a Royal Haircut by walking down the cobblestone hall to your own private room equipped with a TV, automatic chair that rotates to the wash basin, and, most important, extremely talented stylists. Unable to break the blood-bond with your current stylist? Then try a Royal Shave, a rejuvenating process that includes four hot towels, a double pass with a straight-blade razor, a facial wash, and a gentle facial massage. Henry VIII wished hed had it this good. And you dont have to start your own church to afford such luxuries: Haircut is $29, shave is $39, or both for $64. For a complete list of services, call 305-466-6665, or visit www.milesandlyle.com. Sorry, ladies -- barbershop means men only.