Fill 'Er Up on Fine Wine and Tapas

El Carajo is, quite literally, a gas

Some of the best tapas in Miami can be found at a gas station.

"Right," you say. "I want some of what he's been smokin'."

My response is simple: Yes, that's right. And, no, you can't have any.

If you don't believe me, then join the sludge of traffic oozing up South Dixie Highway to SW Seventeenth Avenue and pull into the Citgo on the corner. Enter the classically generic gas-station convenience store, walk past the motor oil and potato chips and icky-sweet sodas, and there it is.

It, in this instance, is El Carajo, a cute, tiny, and almost ridiculously charming wine and tapas bar in the unlikeliest of locations. Go in for a tank of unleaded and a lottery ticket, and come out with a stomach full of gambas al ajillo and good rioja. How cool is that?

Note there has been some controversy about the name. According to various Internet dictionaries, carajo means either a man's naughty parts, a woman's naughty parts, the crow's nest of a Spanish galleon, or the expression "Go (commit an anatomically impossible act on) yourself."

I may not know much about linguistics, but I do know something about food. And if you don't run right out and order a whole slew of tapas and a bottle or three of wine from El Carajo's well-chosen, multiculti selection, you will have committed an anatomically impossible act on yourself.

One thing you won't need to worry about is El Carajo committing an anatomically impossible act on you. Not only does the place have an expansive roster of fine wines and champagnes and a menu of tapas and main plates half as long as a hose, but also it is amazingly, blessedly, extraordinarily cheap.

Take the tabla de carne. It costs $18 and supposedly feeds two. But it could easily choke three and quite satisfactorily fill four. On a thick wooden paddle come several pieces of rare-grilled skirt steak, three succulent lamb chops, two thin pork chops, an entire chicken breast pounded into a paillard (and a trifle overcooked), a plushly textured blood sausage, a fat link of savory-sweet chorizo, plus big chunks of fried potato and roasted red, green, and yellow bell peppers. It is not only a lot of food, but also a lot of good food.

El Carajo boasts great wines too — approximately 2000 bottles. And like the food, they are an exceptionally good deal. Wander the shelves, stacks, and generously stocked cooler; find your preferred wine; and pay retail plus $10 to have one of the friendly, personable servers pour it with your meal. You could choose from French, Italian, California, and Chilean producers, but considering El Carajo is a tapas bar, and wines from Spain are some of the tastiest and most reasonably priced on the market today, well, the choice is clear. Especially if it's the 2001 Abadia Retuerta, a beguiling blend of Tempranillo, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Merlot that tastes of smoke, plums, and chocolate — and goes down like liquid silk.

It also plays well with almost anything on the menu — from those wickedly garlicky gambas, to plump mushrooms napped with an unctuous Cabernet reduction that picks up the chocolate in Abadia, to a lovely salpicon of shrimp, octopus, scallops, clams, and (rather chewy) mussels in a slightly warm, perfectly balanced vinaigrette.

Save a sip for the rich, creamy guanabana flan and you will enjoy a delightful ending to the best meal at a gas station you will ever, ever eat.

But you still can't have any of what I've been smoking.

 
  • L. P 05/09/2008 11:35:00 PM

    Something You Should be Aware of: My family and friends have frequented this quaint establishment for almost two years. We found it unique that this tavern looking restaurant was hidden in the midst of a convenience store of a gas station. The food, wine and service used to be very good. However, in the recent months; this has changed. The food and service have declined dramatically. What's even worse is that there have been a couple of unusual coincidences that have become the determining factor in my choice not to return. The other night a group of my friends got together there to celebrate multiple birthdays; one of them lost her phone. She knows it happened there since she only made it to the parking lot when she realized it was missing (she was going to call her son). She returned within a few minutes to look for it. She searched around our table; she asked one of the waiters to please dial the number(was done, but lacking much effort or persistance); searched the convenience store section, the bathroom and parking lot, and made sure she asked everyone that was there at the time, if they had seen it. My friend called three or four times the next day as well in hopes for a good deed, each time she was shuffled around and the employees made it difficult for her to get names of people in charge - the only managers name that she could get was the manager of the restaurant, who she called on two ocassions - one time they told her he was busy or hadn't gotten there yet, and the next time she was told that he wasn't there that day. I personally went back and found the manager, Jessie. I asked him and the employees of both the restaurant and convenience store, but to no avail. In the process of discussing the problem with others from our group, I discover that another one of my friends lost her credit card there a week ago as well. She called as soon as she noticed it was gone and then passed by as well; again, with no success. She had not placed a connection, but now it seems to bizzarre to ignore. Coincidence; I'm starting to think NOT. I won't be going back and will let everyone I know not to go there as well. Should the owner or anyone at the restaurant want to contact me, they can do so via e-mail.

 
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