Open Your Heart

The real question here: How do you not meet a mate? Thanks to the Internet, nontraditional dating has torpedoed beyond the smudged pages of Sunday’s classifieds into kinky cyber-world territory. With free online dating services and pseudo-dating Websites like MySpace and Facebook, why bother exerting oneself beyond lifting Cheetos-stained fingers from the keyboard? Well, the promoters of the Lock and Key parties want to motivate your mojo with a free drink, free sushi (until 9:00 p.m.) and a chance to score $1500 in swag. Prepay $20 and pack into Oxygen Lounge with scores of other 21- to 45-year-old groin-aching chatterers tonight from 8:00 to 10:00. Oxygen is located on the “subterranean level” in the Streets of Mayfair. This begs the question: Will there be ample air supply with all that heavy, wasabi-laden breathing? Check in at 7:30 p.m. Call 305-476-0202, or visit www.oxygenlounge.biz or www.lockandkeyevents.com.
Sat., June 17