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DJ Khaled

"Holla at Me" (Koch)

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By Makkada B. Selah

Published on April 20, 2006

Miami's own DJ Khaled has assembled an all-star team, drafting players Weezy fucking baby and Paul Wall as guards, Fat Joe as center, and forwards Pitbull and Rick Ross. There's a bleacher full of screaming bitches; still, the boys are all lookin' to score the same broad: your baby's mama.