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Hypnotic License

Continued from page 2

Published on February 09, 2006

In a confessional moment, Slover admitted he hadn't even planned on pulling off this evening of South Beach decadence two years in a row.

Even though o-R-o offers luxurious waterfront dining to fat-pocketed South Beachy types, Slover remains a man of the people. And in such spirit, he has no intention of creating class divisions. "Even though I have this extravagant package, I went the complete opposite direction for Valentine's Day. Most restaurants do a prix-fixe meal for $100 a person. I decided not to do that. People can still come in and have a $16 chicken entrée.

"And will the plebes be sitting alongside the ballers?" The Bitch asked.

"Absolutely, they will be sitting alongside each other," Slover insisted.

"Well," The Bitch said, "thanks for catering to dogs like me."

"Hey, I'm catering to people like me too!" Slover exclaimed.

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