Look, you have to stop hanging out at that elementary school. Why? Because youre 36 years old. Yes, recess is awesome, but youre three decades older than all the other kids. Also, when Derek was hogging the swing and you guys got into a fight, the law considers that child abuse. Cmon, dont cry, there is a way you can still have recess: Join the World Adult Kickball Association. Its bringing lights to Bayfront Park for league play, which begins February 9, and games will take place Thursday nights from 6:45 to 9:45. Today is the last day to sign up.
Wed., Jan. 18