It’s No Dodgeball

Look, you have to stop hanging out at that elementary school. Why? Because you’re 36 years old. Yes, recess is awesome, but you’re three decades older than all the other kids. Also, when Derek was hogging the swing and you guys got into a fight, the law considers that child abuse. C’mon, don’t cry, there is a way you can still have recess: Join the World Adult Kickball Association. It’s bringing lights to Bayfront Park for league play, which begins February 9, and games will take place Thursday nights from 6:45 to 9:45. Today is the last day to sign up.
Wed., Jan. 18