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Other wayward Jews include Michael Bolton, Kenny G., Sleater-Kinney (two-thirds Jewish!), the Kabbalah-ed Madonna, and Yo La Tengo which, back in 2002, actually had the beytzim to hand out a free EP of Christmas songs at its annual Hanukkahpalooza eight-night stand in its native Hoboken, New Jersey! Until this situation is righted, here's what we're stuck with during this Festival of Lights:
Adam Sandler, "The Chanukah Song": Dubiously amusing the first time around, Sandler's outing of Jewish celebs as a matter of pride is now about as painful a repeat listen as "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." And Jewish grandmas don't really like that line "smoke your marijuanakah...."
Barenaked Ladies, Barenaked for the Holidays: Following in the footsteps of musical Canadian Jews such as Leonard Cohen and William Shatner, Barenaked Ladies frontman (and resident Semite) Steven Page led his wretched band through Hanukkah songs like "I Have a Dreidel" and "Hanukkah, Oh Hanukkah" all of them making "One Week" sound like "Hey Jude" in comparison.
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics: This holiday album from the creators of South Park does include the genuinely funny Stan-sung lament "The Lonely Jew on Christmas," although Great-Uncle Shlomo might not appreciate the Cartman-as-Hitler version of "O Tannenbaum."
The LeeVees, Hanukkah Rocks: A valiant effort from this Jewpergroup led by Adam Gardner (of Guster) and Dave Schneider (of the Zambonis), this just-released album comes closer than anything in recent memory to delivering legit new Hanukkah songs, but still crumbles under the weight of the overall gimmick. "Latke Clan" and "Jewish Girls (at the Matzoh Ball)" sound like Hanukkah on the Kinks tour bus circa 1966, while "Applesauce vs. Sour Cream" plays like a Hebrew They Might Be Giants (They Might Be Nudniks?). Not bad, but not likely to stand the test of time