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Were-Rabbit opens in a vegetable patch with the cloak-and-dagger, spy-movie intrigue of attempted burglary and arrest. (Shadows, music, lasers, carrots, rabbits.) Asleep in their beds, Wallace (voiced by Peter Sallis) and Gromit (silent -- he's a dog, remember) are awakened by their high-tech alarm system, in which the blaring eyes of a client's portrait alert them to the precise location of the crime. The dynamic duo are catapulted through a series of chutes and mechanized readying devices into their clothes and car, and in no time arrive on the scene, bagging the rabbit-culprit. The client is thrilled, and Wallace and Gromit are heroes. In a country town obsessed with growing oversize vegetables, they run Anti-Pesto, a humane pest-control service that catches rabbits rather than killing them.
But where do the rabbits go? In the basement, it turns out, and there are rather a lot of them, especially after Wallace and Gromit rabbit-vacuum the infested estate of Lady Campanula Tottington (played with adorable gravity by Helena Bonham Carter). The bunnies are breeding like rabbits, and instead of continuing to crowd the cages, Wallace wonders whether he might convince them not to eat "veg." "We can brainwash the bunnies!" he exclaims to Gromit in a fit of inventive euphoria. All it will take is a spell in the Mind-Manipulation-o-Matic! That simple piece of machinery has not yet been perfected, and Gromit sniffs trouble. Big trouble. Refer at this point to the title of the film.
Park is expert at creating fare that works on multiple levels. Were-Rabbit is replete with jokes that kill in the kiddie demographic -- for instance, the physical buffoonery of Victor Quartermaine (Ralph Fiennes), a gun-obsessed hunter with a toupee. (Surely it's a testament to Aardman's creative cachet in England that Carter and Fiennes have starring roles.) It's also loaded with puns and pop-culture references that tickle adults. The film refers, at various times, to Frankenstein, King Kong, Harry Potter, and countless horror and action movies, including of course the werewolf genre. As Park and Box must know, it's immense fun to sit in a theater filled with parents and children and to feel the mutual pleasure; neither party has to sacrifice a thing for the other.
The Curse of the Were-Rabbit isn't perfect. For one thing, it lacks the pure and rousing mission of Chicken Run. While we certainly root for Wallace and Gromit, the stakes aren't as high as they were for the chickens, who had to escape the coop or die a violent death in a potpie machine. (And Gromit, although noble and easy to adore, is no Ginger, the head chicken.) Also, Were-Rabbit ends weakly, with at least one major logical inconsistency and an untied loose end. The final twenty minutes consist of an extended chase, in which Park and co-writer/director Steve Box pull out all the action-movie stops, largely at the expense of sense. It's a good time, and it gets the pulse running, but the trajectory of action is so familiar as to be, finally, a little dull.
Still, Were-Rabbit is a treat. After all, how can you resist a film in which Ralph Fiennes delivers the scorcher, "You can say goodbye to your fluffy loverboy!" and the cluelessly single Wallace muses, "Love, Gromit. That's the biggest trap of all." Besides, the film frowns upon the killing of animals and even, actually, of vegetables. This is good, leafy fun.