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Kill Gus Boulis's Killer?
Paul Brandreth didn't want to murder anybody. Or did he?
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City Hall Stinks
There's a war on Dinner Key, and Marc Sarnoff is a bomb-thrower.
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Mayor of the Nude Beach
So he's naked and in his seventies. He's still the coolest guy you'll ever meet.
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I Have HIV
But I'm not telling you, babe. Happy Valentine's Day!
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Silly Wabbit
So a guy in a bunny suit walks into a bar ...
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City Hall Stinks (58)
There's a war on Dinner Key, and Marc Sarnoff is a bomb-thrower.
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Sarnoff Turns His Back on Blacks (20)
Coconut Grove's other half feels left out.
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Sarnoff Shmarnoff (14)
Commissioner Marc's claim to a famous bloodline just might be fiction.
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Jumping the Snapper (5)
Brosia boards the Mediterranean bandwagon, with mixed results.
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The Reporter and the Tranny (4)
He kissed her, um, him, and that was only the beginning.
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Down, Dirty, and Nastie
Witness the glorious return of female wrestling.
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Making Shit Up
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Wear a Cup
Old-school comedians can handle you hecklers.
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Real Life 101
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Global Warming Can Be Glamorous
All this and more at the Yacht and Brokerage Show.
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Marlon Fernandez's Rise to Fame
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Magic City Kitty - Loser and Water Cooler Cruiser
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A New Day For Bikes In Miami?
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Breakfast Tacos with Lyle Lovett
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Rick Ross "Speedin" With a New Album
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Tuesday Afternoon Music Fix: Del the Funky Homosapien, Cajun Dance Party and more
11:39AM 03/11/08
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National Features
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Phoenix New Times
Canine Crusaders
That drug-sniffing dog up ahead? He may not be your best friend.
By Ray Stern -
Broward-Palm Beach New Times
The Muscle Men
Thanks to a string of Florida "anti-aging clinics," baseball's steroid scandal isn't limited to superstars.
By Michael J. Mooney -
Village Voice
"Why I'm No Longer a Brain-Dead Liberal"
An election-season essay from one of America's greatest playwrights.
By David Mamet
The Aqua Boys
Published: August 11, 2005
Stroke with the gay swim team
SAT 8/13
What's the difference between a gay-lesbian-bi-transfriendly swim team and any other swim team? Right. Nothing. "It's a group of happy athletes, I can tell you that," says Roberto Ferreira, whose GLBT-Friendly Website and GLBT-Online magazine are helping raise funds for the South Florida competitive swimmers known as Nadadores. A pool party this afternoon from 1:00 to 7:00 at "a beautiful house on the bay," and a "wet Speedos" calendar shoot by famed photographer David Vance will raise funds to send the team to the 2006 Gay Games in Chicago. The calendar will be released October 15.
Ferreira notes that the time is right to support the gay community, which has faced the strange and bigoted campaign to write laws forbidding gay marriage even at a time when the nation faces real issues such as, uh, a war and skyrocketing fuel costs. The 200 tickets for the pool party, priced at $25 or $35 with calendar purchase, are on sale via the Website, www.GLBT-Friendly.com. Call 305-673-9090 for address information. --Greg Baker
Fish Assist
A charitable grand slam
WED 8/17
One of the many ways the Internet has changed the world is by providing a resource to people with disabilities. Someone who can't walk can go online and virtually visit remote locations; a paralyzed person can compete in athletics that would normally be impossible; and an individual without hands can use voice-recognition technology to write a novel. And they can visit Reach Out magazine (reachoutmag.com) to read material created by others with disabilities or engage in various interactive offerings. The Florida Marlins want you to help raise money to support this way-cool Website by attending tonight's game against the San Diego Padres, which begins at 7:05 at Dolphins Stadium (2267 Dan Marino Blvd., North Miami-Dade). Send a check or money order for $15 per ticket by August 12 to Reach Out ABILITIES Services, Inc., 3090 Sheridan St., PMB #207, Hollywood, FL 33021-3730; call Jim Jakubek at 954-985-0319; or e-mail jim@reachoutmag.com. --Greg Baker
Surf On, Reggae People
SAT 8/13
Few things say summertime and easy livin' quite like blazing sunshine, groovy tunes, and surfer dudes. This is the time of year when DJ Lance-O is in his element. The reggae record spinner is combining his favorite things into one big event. The summer edition of the Jah Surf biannual surf expo will feature aquatic fun, including a paddleboard race, a kiteboarding demo, and surfing lessons. For extreme-sports landlubbers, there will be a skate demo and appearances by pro skaters Ed Selego, Jahmal Williams, and half-pipe legend Mark Lake. Stick around for a wicked afterparty. The fun begins at 2:00 p.m. at Bayside Hut, 3501 Rickenbacker Cswy., Key Biscayne. Admission is ten dollars. Call 305-534-6110, or visit www.jahsurf.com. -- Patrice Elizabeth Grell Yursik










