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Fortunately the acting ensemble brings spirit and good natured ease to the proceedings. Lori Dolan captures Merman's distinctive brassy voice and poised, almost prim physicality. Though voluptuous and no prude, Merman was never a self- exploiting sexpot -- her appeal was vigorously upbeat and G-rated, qualities that Dolan's performance captures nicely. Ivan Saltz brings some sparkle as a funny, flamboyant friend, while Marjorie Manushaw and Margie Ricke are also appealing as Merm's long-time gal pals. Handsome Ross Pivec embodies Tommaney's hesitant alter ego, Mr. Jim, who, despite his calm demeanor, seems to have had a prickly relationship with Ethel. Pivec, an amiable but inexperienced performer, doesn't bring much texture to this central role, but he doesn't have much to work with until Mr. Jim and Ethel are alone briefly in the second act. At that point their past relationship is explained. While on vacation in the Caribbean, Mr. Jim encountered Ethel and fell in love with her. But Mr. Jim had a male lover and a lot of confusion, while Ethel feared her stardom had stunted her love life ("Are they in love with öMerm' or me?"). Only now, after Ethel has died, is Mr. Jim able to express his love to her.
It's at this point that both the performances and the play start to heat up. Filled with longing, confusion, and regret, this brief scene is the emotional and thematic heart of Merm and Me, and it's very moving. But Tommaney doesn't delve fully into this central relationship, which is nearly buried between long, listless chats about Merman's career, staged with little flair or energy. The real dramatic issue -- Mr. Jim's failure to express his feelings when he had the chance and the ongoing, unarticulated relationship he had with Merman -- remains talked about in the past tense when it could have been vividly portrayed in a series of flashbacks. A major problem here is Tommaney's ill-conceived decision to keep the play within Aristotelian dramatic rules (continuous time and place), a choice that severely handicaps the narrative drive, turning it into a rather untheatrical talkathon about emotions and events from long ago. Another miscue is a truly bizarre sequence in which Ethel decides to perform Shakespeare for her friends. Merman has always been borderline camp ("Ethel Does Disco" was a gay cult classic in the Seventies), but the depiction of Ethel Merman playing Lady Macbeth tips the entire show dangerously toward travesty.
Despite its serious flaws, Merm and Me has thematic resonance and significant potential. The basic story is strong, but Tommaney needs to do some rethinking about how to tell it. While he's in a reflecting mood, perhaps Tommaney will also rethink his production strategy. Trying to wear all hats -- as producer, director, and writer -- only leads to wearing none too well.