If Signs are Outlawed…

…Then Only Outlaws Will Have Signs

1. Put up billboards near expressways, even if they are illegal.

2. Secure permits from city zoning officials, even if signs are illegal.

3. Contribute generously to political campaign of the mayor's choosing.

Buildings serve a new purpose as de facto billboards in this cutting-edge town
Jonathan Postal
Buildings serve a new purpose as de facto billboards in this cutting-edge town

4. Press city commissioners for new law to make your illegal signs legal. (Numbers 2 and 3 can be inverted.)

5. When you realize that it is a county law that governs billboards, press county commissioners for new law to make your signs legal.

6. If all else fails, sue the bastards.

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