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Teatro de Malta performs De Viaje Por Gloria Fuertes (A Journey Around Gloria Fuertes) at 5:00 p.m. Saturday, June 12, at Miami Dade College, Homestead Campus, 500 College Terr; and at 5:00 p.m. Sunday, June 13, at Miami Dade College, InterAmerican Campus, 627 SW 27th Ave. Admission to all shows is free. Call 305-237-3010. -- By Mia Leonin
Music
Summertime Sounds Unleashed
FRI 6/11
Celebrating the end of the school year is not limited to the students who traditionally toss their notebooks in the air and spray each other with shaving cream. Teachers also rejoice in a much-needed break. For Matthew Sabatella (below) and Maria Marocka, music teachers at Biscayne Gardens Elementary School, the summer spell means they have more time to perform their acoustic music. Sabatella is known in local circles for digging up American songs from the 19th and early 20th centuries. His ongoing project, Ballad of America, featured at the Miami Art Museum's exhibit "American Tableaux," is set to be released on CD this month. Marocka brings her love of hip-hop and background in classical piano to her repertoire. She describes her music as "modern, heartfelt rock performed with true passion." The pair will perform alternating sets all night long. Think of it as a release from the school-district yoke. Just don't get crazy with the shaving cream. Sabatella and Marocka perform at 8:00 p.m. at Luna Star Café, 775 NE 125th St., North Miami. Admission is $5. Call 305-799-7123. -- By Juan Carlos Rodriguez
Heartfelt Beats
SAT 6/12
Known as one of Miami's top drummers during local music's halcyon days in the 1990s, Eric Haase (right) set the rhythm for popular bands Manchild and Raw B Jae & the Liquid Funk. This past February he suffered a serious brain aneurysm. Currently undergoing rehabilitation and showing marked improvement, Haase, like many of his fellow musicians, isn't swimming in pools overflowing with greenbacks. In fact he's going to need plenty of help to cover expensive hospital and rehab bills. In early April, Haase's musical friends in the Tampa/St. Petersburg area, where he was living, put on a benefit concert for him. Tonight at Churchill's (5501 NE 2nd Ave.), his Miami-based buddies do the same. On the bill: Raw B Jae & the Liquid Funk, the Hoovers, Clambake, the Dharma Bomb, and many special guests. Showtime is 10:00. Admission is $5 and raffle tickets will be sold to raise additional funds. Call 305-757-1807. -- By Nina Korman
Seasoned Movement