Tall Boy

In the ring and on the screen, the Rock is Walking like he talks it

As a professional wrestler, the Rock faced down giants like Hulk Hogan, the Undertaker, and the seven-foot-four Big Show. As an actor, in a relatively short period of time, he's held his own onscreen with Oscar-nominated Michael Clarke Duncan and Oscar winner Christopher Walken (whom he describes as "geniusly insane"). Behind the scenes, in his home life as Dwayne Johnson, he's been dealing with the challenges that come from being a new father.

Today, however, he's going to face a new challenge. The Rock is going to have to answer a series of tough questions posed to him by ... wrestling T-shirts.

Unlike the merchandise available at many pop culture spectacles, wrestling shirts do not necessarily feature images of the star, or even said star's name. More often, they sport a catchy slogan or double-entendre, frequently phrased, Jeopardy-style, in the form of a question. Today, we're going to see if the coolest wrestler in the world has the answers.

I like the Rock, myself
I like the Rock, myself

A Hulk Hogan shirt demands to know: What'cha gonna do, brother?

The Rock responds, "I'ma slap the lips right off your face if you ask me that stupid question again. And don't ever call me 'brother.'"

A shirt for Al Snow, who's known for wielding a mannequin's head, inquires: Got head?

"Yeah. Got balls?"

One of the most popular Stone Cold Steve Austin shirts ever sold simply says: What?

"Come a little closer, I'm gonna box your ears and dot your eyes real quick, and you won't ask me 'what' again."

Last up, a shirt for five-time world champion Booker T wants an answer: Can you dig it, sucka?

Finally the Rock breaks character and cracks up. "That's my boy!" he laughs, referring to Booker, the Houston wrestler best known for a break dance-like maneuver called the spin-a-roony.

The Rock's latest film, a remake of the 1973 action-drama Walking Tall, has more ties to wrestling than just its star. The original film's protagonist, Joe Don Baker's Sheriff Buford Pusser, was a retired grappler known as the Bull. As a kid, growing up the son of wrestler Rocky Johnson, this made a big impression on eight-year-old Dwayne. "When I was a kid, that's a big reason I loved the movie, like, 'Wow, he's one of the wrestlers,' you know what I mean? Especially when I was a kid, wrestling was such a closed business -- it wasn't global. So it was like, 'Wow, big movie, this guy's a wrestler?' It was awesome."

Fans of Eighties wrestling product are also familiar with the notion of a righteous hero taking on rule-breaking miscreants with a big piece of wood -- "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, inspired by the original film, always had a trusty two-by-four in his corner. "He's very, very proud, by the way," says the Rock. So did the star on the set ever cut loose with Duggan's trademark "Hooooo!" yell? "Oh my God, never ever. I think I'd be put in a straitjacket or sent to jail ... plus that's called gimmick infringement. I can't do that, that's his deal." Even the signature piece of wood is now a four-by-four, to avoid having the exact same dimensions as Duggan's enforcer. Director Kevin Bray suggested an aluminum baseball bat, which was quickly vetoed by the star.

The Rock soon got comfortable wielding the plank; too comfortable, on one occasion, in a scene where he was supposed to smash the taillight on the villain's car, and ended up costing the studio 70 grand to replace the rented vehicle. "I dented it badly, and then we kept doing take after take where I would hit it, but when you're trying to hit the taillight in the scene, you're hitting the bumper, you're hitting everything, so they just wound up getting it, and I think a producer's driving it now."

Much was made of the scene in last year's The Rundown where an unbilled Arnold Schwarzenegger essentially passed the action-hero torch to the Rock, but despite being every bit as built as California's governor, the man known to WWE fans as the People's Champion is looking to establish a less Terminator-like persona. "A lot of times, when the writers write, their initial instinct is to be just straight-on ass-kicking, barrel through everybody, whereas in reality it's important to showcase the vulnerability." Unlike certain prima donna wrestling stars of today, the Rock proudly notes that he always lost more matches than he won, and cites the Seventies movies of Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, and Steve McQueen as his favorite actioners. "They take time in telling the story, and it's not just action for the sake of action," he says. "In movies it's important to me to show jeopardy, and there are moments when I get whupped."

In the Rock's next movie, however, he won't be getting whupped; he says there's no action at all, in fact. It's Be Cool, the sequel to Get Shorty, written by Elmore Leonard with the Rock in mind. The character of Elliot Wilhelm is described as Samoan, 30, can raise one eyebrow, is trying to act, wants to sing ... and gay. Yes, fans, if you were wondering why he sported that slightly effeminate-looking goatee when teaming with Mick Foley at WrestleMania XX, now you know. Some jocks might have a problem with such a character stretch, but not the Rock. "It's fine, you know? I'm a liberal guy anyway, so for me, I just thought, wow, it's a great opportunity to work [with] these other actors [among them John Travolta, Uma Thurman, Harvey Keitel, and James Gandolfini], and I get to play a character where I poke fun at myself, and gay too, something nobody would have ever thought about. Sure, why not?"

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