All Night Long

This Cafeteria offers comfort food in the wee hours

For a place where the party goes on 24/7, South Beach has surprisingly few restaurants that are open 24/7. Snack joints where one can fuel up on a slice, sure. But real restaurants -- where night people can experience real meals -- even vaguely comparable in style, excitement, and fun to the clubs those people have just left in search of a breather, a bite, or even a civilized conversation with whomever they've been dancing with for the past five hours? As if.

So being a night person myself (not an exciting one; I just work late, but workaholics get the 4:00 a.m. munchies too), I could hardly wait for Cafeteria to open on Lincoln Road mall; it's a Southern outpost of the well-known, six-year-old, round-the clock restaurant/lounge in Manhattan. But wait I did. Construction snafus delayed the opening for almost a year -- not as long as Nobu's debut at the Shore Club, but Nobu wasn't a 24-hour spot.

Actually, SoBe's Cafeteria wasn't either when it finally did debut in late November. But if all goes according to schedule, it will be open 24/7 by the time this review hits the streets -- which will be a boon for foodie nightfolk. Because even if the food and the service aren't quite Nobu quality, the fare is very much what most people crave in the wee hours: creatively updated comfort food, the sort of simple but stylish stuff you'd expect if Wolfgang Puck opened an All American diner. And the service, fortunately, is not what you'd expect in the wee hours in SoBe: Attitudinous (capital A intended).

South Beach and Cafeteria could be the perfect 
match, especially in the wee hours
Jonathan Postal
South Beach and Cafeteria could be the perfect match, especially in the wee hours

Location Info



546 Lincoln Road
Miami Beach, FL 33139-2914

Category: Restaurant > American

Region: South Beach


Open daily 24 hours. Call 305-672-3663.
546 Lincoln Rd, Miami Beach

Or at least there was no major model/waiter syndrome in evidence on my recent two visits, a necessary qualification because some diners who tried Cafeteria during its first month and a half reportedly had less-than-positive close encounters of the server kind. Among those was my dining companion Brian -- who was eagerly anticipating severe server abuse, so I would nail the place in print for the sins of his previous three visits. "Once I took my parents there for lunch," he explained, "and there was, like, no one there. But the waitress said that we would have to go sit in the bar while we waited for a table. My father pointed out really nicely that there were all these tables. And she snapped, in the meanest voice: 'I'd rather you just sit down!'" They did. In another restaurant.

If you were one of Cafeteria's early food-fight casualties, however, the place's New Bedford lobster roll alone would make it worthwhile to try again. Piled into a supersize version of a side-split, soft hot dog roll, toasted with plenty of chive/garlic butter, was more fresh lobster than I've seen inside many single whole lobster shells -- and the moist meat was neither padded with excessive mayonnaise and celery nor overwhelmed by spices. Accompanying fries were good if you like those big, thick steak fries (if you don't, be warned that a friend who attempted to pay the 50-cent difference to substitute shoestring sweet potato fries was refused), and a most unusual coleslaw was outstanding, featuring crisp, thinly shredded stuff with zero gloppiness factor and as much red onion as cabbage. Important note: The lobster roll is served only after 6:00 p.m.

Also terrific were Cafeteria's takes on two overexposed dishes: Macaroni and cheese offered soft but not mushy elbow pasta in a mellow cheddar/fontina sauce, quite as satisfying as trendied-up versions of this item I've had at two or three times the price; and the fried calamari were tender morsels in a crisp cornmeal crust that came with an intensely fresh-tasting roasted-tomato sauce as well as an herbed horseradish remoulade, which had disappointingly little horseradish heat but still served as smooth, tart contrast to the calamari's richness and crunch. The squid's serving size was very generous.

Spicy fried oyster salad contained half a dozen small oysters with the same beautifully crisp cornmeal crust, and a similar sauce problem: The horseradish dressing on the salad (described as avocado, fennel, watercress, and chicory, but mostly without the first two ingredients) completely lacked horseradish bite. It also suffered from vinegar overload, but it was too sparsely applied to the greens to make much of an impression anyway. Next time, if the No Substitution Sergeants are off duty, I plan to try to sub the better buttermilk garlic dressing that comes on the crispy calamari salad.

More satisfying as well as more substantial was a cornmeal-crusted catfish po'boy, moist and meaty fillets of mild fish on a kaiser roll with horseradish remoulade on the side and homemade potato chips.

The same catfish comes as Friday's "Blue Plate Special"; one dish daily is added to Cafeteria's list of a dozen and a half full dinner entrées, which includes the lobster roll. The list also includes a respectable fried chicken, crisply battered in -- why, yes, cornmeal: However did you guess? A topping of white superthickened flour gravy was bland but comforting. The chicken came accompanied, in traditional Southern style, by a few fluffy buttermilk waffle triangles and some syrup that would've gone down a lot less cloyingly had the menu, which has tendencies toward preciousness, not insisted on calling the stuff maple "jus."

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