Wednesday 11/26 So the Muslim world has been fasting for a month in observance of Ramadan, a holy month of abstaining from sensual pleasures. That's right. Just around the time we begin our perverse foray into the holidays, Muslims worldwide are emerging from 30 days of no food, no Jgermeister, no Hooters. No shit. Depending on the lunar calendar, today may be the last day of the fast. The day before Thanksgiving! What better time for all good Americans to build bridges with their Muslim neighbors. Invite a starved and fun-deprived family over to gorge on your turkey and stuffing and pumpkin pie. Smoke a peace pipe to symbolically end strife and hatred between the cultures. (JCR)

Who needs Prozac? A night of Cure songs makes everything peachy
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