Wednesday 9/24 She's fast, she's curvy, and when you get her in gear, she screams like a banshee or purrs like a pussycat. Well oiled, she's dangerous around hairpin turns -- that is, unless you know how to handle her just right. This should be the criteria for Miss Grand Prix of the Americas, who will be crowned (with a tire, perhaps?) tonight at Bayside Marketplace (401 Biscayne Blvd.). Well-oiled works, too. But you're most likely to see a waxed and jiggly procession of local goddesses shimmying across the stage in bikinis and high heels (a personal obsession of mine). There can be no better way to spend your Wednesday night. The competition begins at 6:00 p.m. Admission is free. Call 305-373-3333. (JCR)

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