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Published on June 26, 2003
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Sergio J. Quinonez
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As we zoomed across the MacArthur Causeway recently, our initial impression of Parrot Jungle Island was big buildings on a small strip of land. So big they encroached upon the tiny Ichimura Miami-Japan Garden, whose valuable sculptures and artifacts looked to be strewn in a pile next door to the almost-completed complex. Is this what a $47 million birdcage looks like? Eighteen acres of not-yet lush landscaping, complete with a barn-shaped petting zoo, 800-seat covered amphitheater, tropical-themed café, and ballroom facing lovely docked cruise ships. The cockatoos, macaws, flamingos, and other creatures might be thrilled. The cash-poor public might not be as happy. Entry will cost a steep $25.50, plus $6 for parking. Add a couple more bucks for a souvenir and lunch. Back in 1936 when the park first opened in Pinecrest, admission was a mere 25 cents. Unfortunately Miami's newest attraction doesn't offer discounts for residents -- yet. At 1111 Parrot Jungle Trail, Watson Island, the park is open from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. daily. Call 305-2258-6453. -- By Nina Korman
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Nudists don't need picket signs. Their most powerful symbol of subversiveness is their bare bodies refreshingly free of tan lines. This is important to know as the state of global affairs continues to deteriorate. During the Iraq war a group of nudists formed a naked peace sign on the sands of John D. MacArthur Beach State Park. At Haulover Beach social networks of naked people from the Wildfyre Society to the South Florida Free Beaches organize historical tours and even nude shopping excursions. With George Dubya's trigger finger itching at Iran, be prepared for naked sit-ins and bare-bottom peace chains. You have been warned. -- Juan Carlos Rodriguez
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