Different Slides for Older Guys

Brooooce! -- and the year in pop music

You're middle-age, your hairline is receding, and when the lights go down, keeping it up for your legendary three-hour stretches is getting harder and harder. What do you do?

If you're Bruce Springsteen, you break out a large sponge.

He's traveled a long way from his intimate nightclub glory days, and likewise, his legions of Reagan-era stadium tour fans are finding their denim jackets more than a little worn in the seams. Yet during his concert this past November at downtown's American Airlines Arena, Springsteen showed few signs of flagging. His barnstorming set even featured several dramatic down-on-his-knees slides, with Springsteen taking a running start and then zipping across the full length of the stage to the ecstatic roars of the audience (excepting the wincing chiropractor sitting near Kulchur).

Broooce -- in less follically challenged days
Annie Leibovitz
Broooce -- in less follically challenged days

Visible only from a backstage vantage point, however, was Springsteen's meticulous pre-slide prep: While his band downshifted into an attention-distracting vamp, he'd retreat to the side of Max Weinberg's drum kit to catch his breath, thrust an oversized sponge into a bin of water, and then carefully soak down his pants for maximum viscosity.

It was a practiced move more suited to classic vaudeville than the presumed Dionysian frenzy of live rock and roll. But it worked. Like watching an edge-of-retirement ballplayer safely stealing home, it was all the more satisfying for its odds-defying vibe. And it's as good a metaphor as any for the state of rock and roll itself in 2002, a year when that art form -- seemingly long past its expiration date -- should have held few surprises, and even fewer moments of inspiration.

Still there was Springsteen with a show equal in intensity and sheer delivered pleasure to those he performed two decades ago. Moreover, determined not to indulge in a mere nostalgia fest, he gave equal weight in his setlist to The Rising, his Important Statement on September 11. If the album itself was stiff, and its spiritual heft too often felt forced, its live airings got over on the pure emotional charge Springsteen shot through them.

We may never receive another The Wild, The Innocent, & the E Street Shuffle or Born to Run, but then, at 53, Springsteen is a far different person from the avatar of bridge-and-tunnel bohemianism that crafted those early-Seventies records. And so are the skinny-dipping Greasy Lake characters from "Spirit in the Night" that inspired and inhabited those works. Crazy Jane is likely a soccer mom now, and Killer Joe is just as apt to have traded in his motorcycle for a minivan.

Their children, however, were out in full force just 24 hours before the Springsteen date to catch the year's other prominent rock revivalists, New York City's the Strokes. More than 3000 of the area's kinder poured into Boca Raton's Mizner Park for their own dose of mythmaking, though the icons in question were the patron saints of Manhattan's Lower East Side -- Television, Richard Hell, and Lou Reed, not suburban Asbury Park's Mitch Ryder, Dion, and Motown.

Indeed for this crop the Boss's insistent hopefulness and faith in community is downright corny. It's the Strokes' borderline nihilism that serves up the post-9/11 soundtrack of choice. And how could it be any other way?

"If you think these kids should be made to sit down and listen carefully to The Rising," the New York Times's Gerald Marzorati wrote of the Strokes' hometown following, "you have failed to understand not only the sense of possibility and transcendence at the heart of any rock song played and sung by someone sort of like you. (These kids will never love Springsteen, because he is not theirs to love.) You have also failed to understand the future-tense myopia -- the incessant, agitated attention paid to the becoming Self -- that fills the days and more vividly the nights of New York's restless young."

That's as true in Boca Raton -- or in Miami Beach, Kendall, or Coral Springs -- as it is up north. And with dozens of insouciant little bodies joyously crowd-surfing overhead, it was hard not to find encouragement in the musical wheel turning once again (at least until one precious li'l thing's flailing boot collided with Kulchur's head).

Of course, regardless of your generational allegiance, a little perspective is handy. Critics love the Strokes, and deservedly so, but pronouncing a massive cultural trend in the band's wake (Rolling Stone's "Rock is Back!" cover, MTV's rediscovery of grunge) is more than a tad premature.

The Strokes may be standard-bearers for this, ahem, garage rock renaissance, but their debut Is This It? has sold only 800,000 copies since its September 2001 release, according to Soundscan. Despite the media clamor, this movement's other figureheads have also fared similarly. The White Stripes' White Blood Cells has sold 548,000 units to date, the Vines' Highly Evolved has sold 527,000 units, and the Hives' Veni, Vidi, Vicious a mere 335,000 units. "People say, 'You really broke through,'" Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond, Jr., told Billboard. "Yeah, I guess we kind of broke through, but we didn't go and demolish anything. We're a little more there, that's all." If this is a revolution, it's one preciously short on actual cadres.

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