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While the movie takes huge liberties with the structure and characters of the classic play -- generously allowing the Bard a cheeky "story by" credit -- the gist is fairly similar and the primary theme is identical, namely: People are easily led to ruin while seeking shortcuts to prosperity. The main difference, of course, is that instead of the poetry and passion of Scottish nobles betraying one another for thrones of power, we've got American morons squabbling over a burger joint amid blaring rock blocks of Bad Company. (Slightly anachronistic though it may be, the producers missed a grand opportunity by failing to tap Journey's "Any Way You Want It," arguably the ultimate burger anthem.) The transposition blights none of the story's impact but rather highlights it for audiences who -- not unlike the film's characters -- might otherwise find Shakespeare impenetrable; the movie could even be perceived as a bastard spawn of recent Middle American manifestos such as The Virgin Suicides or Wet Hot American Summer, albeit with grand themes scattered about like Easter eggs in a trashy trailer park.
Its bets on relatability thus hedged, Scotland, PA.'s plot thickens. While Norm's second son, Donald (Geoff Dunsworth), is a harmless, goody-goody theater poof obsessed with Cabaret and Godspell, he also bears keen witness to his rockin' brother Malcolm's rage toward their square father. ("I'm not going to say this again," Norm threatens his wayward son, "hairnet or haircut.") While the royal Duncan clan is embroiled by strife, Pat convinces Mac to kill Norm, using as an alibi their attendance at the Yahtzee birthday party of their somewhat thick friend Anthony "Banco" Banconi (Kevin Corrigan). While neither Mac nor Pat is the homicidal type, their motivation to murder is Norm's revolutionary concept -- drive-thru fast food -- which Mac has modified by suggesting an intercom for taking orders. "It's the future," Mac earnestly proclaims, but soon the McBeths' lust for the Duncan empire turns the celebratory Riunite to cold blood.
Given that this is writer-director Billy Morrissette's fledgling feature effort -- his previous experience being a production of Bye Bye Birdie in eighth grade -- it's impressive enough. The greenhorn has captured the essence of period dialect (Malcolm calls his life "sucky"), and his design crew succeeds in transforming Halifax, Nova Scotia, into a disturbing facsimile of Pennsylvania. (Does anyone make movies about America in America anymore?) From muscle cars to fondue, bad tans to chicken nuggets, the film's iconography is spot-on to the point of national collective nausea. Hats off as well to composer Anton Sanko for a score that seems ripped directly from Tom Waits's giddiest dreams.
Although LeGros's descent into hallucinatory madness provokes nervous titters, and Tierney is adept at fake smiles and consuming guilt, the story -- like Shakespeare's -- peaks whenever Mac's true nemeses show up. Christopher Walken could stand around mute and still steal the show -- indeed, Morrissette never employs him to his fullest -- but as the vegetarian, new-agey Lt. Ernie McDuff, the iconic Walken turns his investigation into a hoot and a half, deadpanning his reaction to Mac's free-fries campaign ("Get 'em hooked, like kids on drugs; that's wonderful") or displaying his dance moves to earn Donald's trust. Shakespeare's witches, on the other hand, are delivered with no such dryness, becoming pernicious hippies not unlike chatty versions of the demonic skate rats in Kevin Smith's Dogma; they are played with wisely limited screen time by Andy Dick, Amy Smart, and Timothy "Speed" Levitch. With these bizarre elements Morrissette makes a memorable show -- not as entertaining onscreen as it is in theory, but well away from the realm of the sucky.