Taste Matters

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Kama Sutra: Bathing Gel, Wild Clove

Jeremy Eaton

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Straw yellow in the bottle but mostly clear in the palm. Spicy scents of clove, patchouli, and old kitchen cabinets once infested with mice. Fluffy lather and wedding-shower sachet flavors that provoke a gag reflex. Mom always told you not to drink the bathwater.

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Liquid Love: Piña Colada Body Lubricant

The color of burnished urine. Sticky-sweet overtones of coconut and pineapple with a hint of suntan oil and a lasting impression of grease. Strong tropical taste tingles on the tongue, but no ingredients listed on the package makes for a finish that gives pause. Don't try this at home.