Totally Bizarro

Can superheroes and alternative comic authors really get along?

"When I was a kid, I flirted with reading superhero comics once or twice because some of my other friends read them, but I thought they were stupid," says Bob Fingerman. "The whole men-in-tights thing never worked for me." Fingerman contributes several stories to the collection, including one in which a chunky, pint-sized Wonder Woman foils a crime at the mall and another in which the lesser-known Metal Men heads to a disco for a night on the town. It's a far cry from his best-known work, Minimum Wage, Fingerman's profanity-rich, jizz-heavy book about a porn-strip cartoonist and his horny galpal.

But, in fact, very few of the Bizarrostories feel like indie comics: Superman isn't passing the bong to Batman as they moan about women and making rent, for instance, and Green Arrow isn't rolling around on a shabby futon with Black Canary and a vibrating quiver. After all, this is still DC Comics--an AOL-Time Warner company--and there are limits to how far one can go when messing with such profitable properties aimed primarily at children. In fact, Millionaire's Batman story originally had the Caped Crusader brandishing a gun--as he had in the hero's early days--until DC nixed the pistol and replaced it with a banana. And, originally, Forney and collaborator Ariel Bordeaux were going to make Batgirl a teen-age lesbian--"but that was when I was like, “Oh, yeah, I'm notdoing alternative comics. I'm working for DC in this Bizarrocollection with their characters,'" Forney says, laughing. "I'm sure there are a lot of people in the business that wouldn't think that was really the greatest thing."

"We were obviously not given carte blanche," says Evan Dorkin, best known in indie circles for his books Milk & Cheeseand the autobiographical Dork. Dorkin's the rare Bizarrocontributor with mainstream credentials, having written for the Supermananimated series and its companion comic book; he also wrote last year's World's Funnestfor DC, a sort of precursor to Bizarro. "I just hope if people like the look of Bizarro, DC will kick off a humor series in this vein and let it be an artistic, stylistic challenge to come up with oddball stuff. I would rather read comics with the superheroes done in the style of Tony Millionaire. But I understand from a corporate view why they wouldn't want anyone yelling curse words or mainlining or having sex. Personally, I think they should say, “What the hell, let's try it.'"

View askew: A scene from Ellen Forney and Ariel Bordeaux's "Wonder Woman's Day Off," among the best tales in Bizarro Comics
View askew: A scene from Ellen Forney and Ariel Bordeaux's "Wonder Woman's Day Off," among the best tales in Bizarro Comics

Maybe the funniest thing about the book is the fact nobody associated with it can answer the inevitable question: Just who the hell is it for? That very subject has become a hot topic of debate on a handful of comics-related message boards, where readers are polarized between those who find Bizarro"a fun...awfully nice treat" and others who insist it's "mediocre...flat and uninspired"--a sellout, in other words. These so-called fans are damning DC for myriad things: They hate the Matt Groening cover (it replaced an earlier one submitted by beloved-in-indie-circles Ghost Worldwriter Dan Clowes); and they think $30 is too much to pay for a comic book (even though they'll spend as much on hardcover reprint collections). One irate poster on The Comics Journal's message board would have you believe it's all part of an elaborate "scam" on DC's part.

"My assumption would be--and I'm certainly wrong about everything--that mainstream fans would reject this because they don't want these T-shirt-and-sneaker-wearing alternative-rocker types messing with their icons and playing with their toys," Dorkin says. "And small-press people might not give a flying crap about the superhero aspect of it. I just don't know."

Cavalieri, as well he should, shrugs off the fans' conspiracy theories and complaints, insisting that the only reason he wanted to do the project was because he wanted to work with writers he loved from a distance. And, in fact, Bizarrois the world's finest commercial for these artists (as well as a rather nice corporate paycheck): The back of the book contains biographies of and bibliographies for all the contributors, so if you like one contributor's tale, you can rush out and collect them all. Cavalieri even insists he envisions Bizarroas a baby-step beginning: If the book is successful, it could very well allow DC to launch a series in which alternative cartoonists tackle various heroes on a monthly basis.

"I suspect it would be asking too much to credit this project with being a watershed moment," he says, "but there is going to be a next step, and I'd like to be the person to take it there. I think that a mainstream publisher should embrace the alternative scene. Let's face it: These guys are the future of comics. Hopefully, this will not just open the door to other projects, but blast the hinges off."

« Previous Page
 |
 
1
 
2
 
All
 
My Voice Nation Help
 
Loading...