We're two days into the sprawling event known as White Party Week, but do you know where your pristine ivory outfit is? What began fourteen years ago as a one-night affair at a private home in the Grove stretched into a weekend a few years back and recently exploded into an entire week of events benefiting Community AIDS Resource. Heck, now they even have their own commemorative artwork, a painting called Sueno Blanco (White Dream) by Cuban-born artist Noel. What to expect during the week: lots of dance parties featuring major DJs such as New York City's Junior Vasquez, locals Abel, David Knapp, Victor Calderone, and former Miamian (and Vasquez rival) Danny Tenaglia spinning at the Miami Beach Convention Center, Warsaw Ballroom, Salvation, Liquid, and more. (Tenaglia appears at Shadow Lounge, 1532 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, beginning at 11:00 tonight.) The big event to attend, however, is the Sunday fete from 6:30 to 11:30 p.m. at Vizcaya (3251 S. Miami Ave.), where Knapp will reign. Tickets for the White Party and packages for White Party Week (hurry, they go quickly) range from $150 to $400. Call 800-494-8497. See "Calendar Events," page 38, for details about other events.
It's the day after Thanksgiving and you're still home. Most of the world, though, thinks you should be someplace else -- the mall! Fortunately the organizers of the Lumpy Sue Acoustic Music Fest believe otherwise. For the past seventeen years, they have held a post-Thanksgiving, all-day music marathon featuring some of the best acts in town, all of them in acoustic mode. This year they continue the tradition. Bring your blanket to Greynolds Park (17530 W. Dixie Hwy., North Miami Beach) any time between 11:30 a.m. and sundown and catch performances by Diane Ward, Magda Hiller, Me and the Blue Dog, the Crocodiles, Iko-Iko, Marie Nofsinger, Rat Falestra, and many others. Bring some money too. A long list of merchants have donated prizes for a raffle, proceeds of which will benefit Habitiat for Humanity. You may want to pack a picnic lunch. But if you get there early enough, you'll be able to get your hands on some free bagels. (You'll have to bring your own cream cheese, though.) Admission is free; parking costs two dollars. Call 305-933-1974.
Ever since you moved to Miami, you've had your heart set on tackling the Doral's ultra-demanding Blue Monster golf course. But you've never had the big bucks to pay the greens fees and have never managed to squeeze into the Doral Ryder Open. Here's your chance. One hitch: Your visit will be in the dark, and if you smack a ball, you may shatter some glass as the grounds and course will be covered with nearly a half million twinkling lights. This weekend the Doral Golf Resort and Spa (4400 NW 87th Ave.) presents Magical Nights of Lights. Hop on a horse-drawn carriage, which will whisk you through a path filled with sparkling toy soldiers, candy canes, elves, gingerbread men, reindeer, and peacocks. You'll arrive at an enchanted village featuring a petting zoo, storytelling, a holiday choir, a 50-foot Christmas tree, and Santa Claus. So what if you don't get to play eighteen holes. You're in the Christmas spirit now, right? Hey, no need to get nasty. Put that nine iron down! Magical Nights is open from 6:00 to 10:00 p.m. Thursday to Sunday through January 3. Admission is ten dollars, and each week a portion of the proceeds will benefit a different charity, including Family Resource Center, Miami Children's Hospital, and the Diabetes Research Institute. Call 305-592-2000.
Okay, if pretty holiday lights didn't make you feel all warm and fuzzy, maybe some music will do the trick. The Miami Bach Society, under the direction of Donald Ogelsby, presents Johann Sebastian Bach's Christmas Oratorio today at 4:00 at Trinity Episcopal Cathedral (North Bayshore Drive at 16th Street). The masterpiece, written in 1734, comprises six cantatas, four of which will be performed in honor of Christmas and the Feast of the Epiphany. Vocalists include Steven Rickards, Christopher Cock, James Bass, and Rebecca Ricker. Tickets range from $10 to $20. Call 305-669-1376.
A resident of South Florida and professor of economics at Philadelphia's St. Joseph University, Milica Bookman is the author of The Demographic Struggle for Power: The Political Economy of Demographic Engineering in the Modern World. What appears to be a dense treatise is really a lively examination of how ethnic groups struggle for territory and control of resources. Sounds as if it should be required reading for all Miamians. Bookman discusses her book at 8:00 tonight at Books & Books, 296 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables. Admission is free. Call 305-442-4408.