Night & Day

tuesday
november 17
Back in the Seventies, as one-half of Captain and Tennille, she used to sing about the mating rituals of rodents ("Muskrat Love"). At last Toni Tennille has moved on to hipper things -- we think. These days the vocalist is playing the lead in Victor/Victoria, the musical comedy based on the motion picture of the same name, about a woman who has fallen on hard times. In order to survive she takes a job at a Paris cabaret. Her task: pose as a man impersonating a woman. Got that? We said it was hipper, not simpler. Brava, Toni, very Nineties. Now where the hell does the Captain fit into all of this? The show, written by Blake Edwards with music by Henry Mancini and lyrics by Leslie Bricusse, runs through November 22 at the Jackie Gleason Theater of the Performing Arts (1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach). Performances take place at 8:00 tonight through Saturday and 7:00 p.m. Sunday, with 2:00 p.m. matinees Saturday and Sunday. Tickets range from $25 to $44. Call 305-673-7300. (NK)

wednesday
november 18
They're Making Porn again on South Beach. Those who couldn't get enough of the uproarious comedy featuring a bunch of naked men (including gay porn actor Blue Blake) will be happy to know the production is back in town, for four days only. Former star Ryan Idol is absent. (He was booted from the show after walking out five minutes before curtain one night.) David Gordon plays the lead this time. Performances take place at 8:00 tonight and tomorrow, 7:00 and 10:00 p.m. Friday and Saturday at the Colony Theater, 1040 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach. Tickets cost $30. Call 305-674-1026. (