Ready Bar, "The Playhouse." DJ Luis Diaz and partner in crime Macarena host a night of funky music ranging from house and hip-hop to jazz and blues; a party way too cool for words. 560 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 534-8847.
Polly Esther's, "Countdown." A supermad night of psycho disco and phunky funk to take us all back in time. 841 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, 535-5633.