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By Michael Yockel

Published on December 26, 1996

1. Sex Pistols (no future, no integrity, no point)
2. Styx (oh, no, Mr. Reduxo)
3. The Monkees (another Pleasant Valley payday)
4. Kiss (The Elders)
5. Journey (open palms)
6. The Who (will get fooled again -- and again)
7. Van Halen (slummin' with the devil)
8. The [Talking] Heads (creaking in tongues)

9. Strawberry Alarm Clock (just wanted to see if you were still paying attention)

10. The Specials (doesn't make it alright, indeed)

-- Michael Yockel