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So forget the "did it really happen?" question. You'll need all your powers of concentration to keep the names straight as four happy-go-lucky kids from Hell's Kitchen commit a harmless prank that snowballs into a horrible accident. They're sentenced to Wilkinson, where a team of sadistic guards led by one Sean Nokes (Kevin Bacon transforming his own boyish looks into a mask of pure evil) violently rob the lads of their innocence. The film's first half over-romanticizes the idyllic nature of the boys' upbringing, then blows it to smithereens with their hellish descent into the bowels of Wilkinson. It's an obvious and manipulative trick; the kids are cute and lovable victims, Nokes and his colleagues two-dimensional sadistic perverts. Nonetheless, you accept the exaggerations because of Levinson's skilled direction and the extraordinarily accomplished and ingratiating performances of the quartet of young actors who play the ill-fated, unsuspecting young'uns -- The Juror's Joe Perrino as the Carcaterra proxy, a bookworm nicknamed Shakes (short for Shakespeare); Brad Renfro (The Client, The Cure) as Michael the defiant ringleader; and Jonathan Tucker and Geoff Wigdor as Tommy and John, the younger, smaller tagalongs whose lives are forever ruined by the horrors visited upon them at Wilkinson.
The first act ends with a final atrocity committed on the eve of Shakes's release; the second act opens fifteen years later as Tommy (Billy Crudup) and John (Ron Eldard) enter a local restaurant. Emotionally scarred by their reform school nightmare, the two sweet little kids have grown into vicious, hard-drinking, harder-drugging thugs and reputed hit men. On this fateful night they notice a man eating alone in a corner booth. It's Sean Nokes. After introducing themselves to their former captor and abuser, Tommy and John calmly -- and in full view of the other diners -- take out their guns and blow Nokes away. They are quickly taken into custody and their convictions on charges of first-degree murder seem assured.
Enter assistant district attorney Michael (Brad Pitt taking pains to not look like the sexiest man alive) and Shakes (soulful Jason Patric), an aspiring reporter. With the help of local crime boss King Benny (regal Vittorio Gassman), broken-down alcoholic defense attorney Danny Snyder (Dustin Hoffman in his subtlest, most magical performance since he last teamed with director Levinson in 1988's Rain Man), and token love interest Carol (Big Night's Minnie Driver gamely assaying a thankless role), Michael and Shakes concoct an elaborate scheme to complete the cycle of revenge begun by their imprisoned comrades. The plot's success hinges on the cooperation of the boys' lifelong spiritual guide and paternal influence Father Bobby (Robert De Niro).