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Naked Killer doesn't so much follow a narrative flow as it careens and thrashes about with the incomprehensible logic of a nightmare bursting from the id. Bizarre reversals are the order of the day; the film opens with what appears to be a straight (in either sense of the word) woman-in-jeopardy scenario -- an elegantly dressed lovely (maybe too elegantly dressed for this neighborhood) walks nervously down a deserted, rain-slicked street in the middle of the night. She pauses, as if fearful she is being followed. A strange noise sends her skittering into an apartment building. Safe! She enters an apartment, flips on the stereo, and steps into the shower. Oh no! Hey lady, haven't you seen Psycho? A creepy tattooed man carrying a pistol slowly opens the bathroom door. But when this guy pulls aside the shower curtain, he doesn't find Janet Leigh cowering in the tub expecting to be offed. No, the bathing beauty freezes him with a coy killer smile before producing her own gun and blowing off the man's elbows and kneecaps. Turns out this is his apartment. And this showering shootist is one rude guest. After a bit of male bashing -- both physical and verbal -- she finishes off her unfortunate host with a final emasculating bullet to the groin. Say hello to Princess (Carrie Ng vamping her wicked little heart out), the naked killer of the title.
Ling's clever screenplay toys with audience expectations based on traditional male-female dynamics. It's as if all the female villains from the Bond movies came back to life specifically to wreak havoc on the masculine gender, and in particular on any hombre unenlightened enough to still be following 007's arrogant misogynist lead. The movie is feminist in the sense that the women in the picture wield all the power. This Princess doesn't kiss frogs; she dissects them. And the homicidal bitch-goddess is only one of several of Naked Killer's kick-ass-and-take-names femmes fatales (albeit the meanest and most colorful). No man who crosses her -- nor several who innocently cross her path -- lives long enough to brag about it to his buddies. Of course, Naked Killer implies that the terms "innocent" and "man" are mutually exclusive. But while Ling creates a movie world of strong women and weak men, the aura of old-fashioned male titillation still dominates; Naked Killer's nubile actresses may not display the bounteous cleavage of Meyer's supervixens, but they're all babes. And, as Faster Pussycat clearly proved decades ago, the prospect of watching beautiful lesbians in action does not exactly drive off most heterosexual men. Sexploitation king Meyer should be proud; Ling has learned his lessons well.
As quickly as she appeared and dispatched her victim, Princess vanishes, not to reappear until midway through the film. Transitions? Who needs transitions? Instead of explaining who Princess is and where she came from, Naked Killer jump-cuts to the police investigation of the murder. The film's focus shifts to young homicide detective Tinam (Simon Yam), who is promptly dismissed from the case because of his cockamamie theory that a woman perpetrated this murder (which happens to be the third in a string of killings marked by the common denominator that all the men have had their penises, as the film's charmingly bad, malaprop-prone subtitles quaintly put it, "broken").
"About the last two cases, that was caused by sex dispute," Tinam's boss scolds him. "And this one must be a punishment by the triads. How can woman have such force?" Ah, chief, you sexist fool. You will pay for that archaic attitude.
On his clean-cut superior's orders, Tinam goes to a salon for a haircut and a shave. A few chairs away, a leering Lothario of a hairdresser flirts with and styles the coif of Kitty (ravishing Chingmy Yau). The hairdresser's distraught, pregnant ex-girlfriend shows up. He acts like a cad. Comely Kitty, clearly relishing the hairdresser's blatant pick-up attempts only moments earlier, sharply objects to this insensitivity. So sharply, in fact, that she stabs him in the eye and testicles with scissors to teach him a lesson. Tinam watches in amazement. When the distaff attacker flees, the off-duty cop pursues. He catches her. Or, to put it more correctly, he catches up to her. Kitty wheels about and holds the scissors to the cop's jugular, then takes his gun. But Tinam is no macho man in blue. He mistakenly shot and killed his own brother six months earlier in the line of duty; ever since then he's been impotent, and so squeamish that merely touching his weapon causes him to vomit uncontrollably. He promptly upchucks. Kitty retracts her claws at the sight of such helplessness and vulnerability; a moment later she's purring beside him. Avenging angel and neurotic cop fall madly in love.
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