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7. Third/Sister Lovers, Big Star (1978). Introducing the warped Southern pop song, where dreariness tussles with the melody and the melody wins. Modern popsters have spent almost twenty years trying to love the limbs right off the Beatles, and it all started in Memphis with Alex Chilton and Chris Bell.
Evil spawned: Let's Active, the dBs, Rain Parade, Teenage Fanclub, Alex Chilton.
8. Off the Wall, Michael Jackson (1979). Thriller may be the best-selling album ever, but the blueprint for the current crop of pseudo-soulful R&B can be found in its predecessor. Michael was dressed in a tuxedo on the cover to signal his metamorphosis from boy II man, and producer Quincy Jones tarted up such pillow-humpers as "Rock with You" and "She's Out of My Life" as if he were decorating Diana Ross's bedroom.
Evil spawned: Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Boyz II Men, Shai, Brandy, Bobby Brown.
9. Meat Puppets II, Meat Puppets (1983). Anytime you see a roots band that's playing badly for art's sake, you can give a tip of the cap to Arizona's Puppets, who made this sun-stroked country rock at a time when punk music was all about faster, faster, kill, kill. The Velvets can probably claim "lo-fi" along with all their other credits, but the Meat Puppets were the modern pioneers. In its way this record was as influential to a new breed of country boy as were the Flying Burrito Brothers in their day.
Evil spawned: Giant Sand, the Grifters, Palace Brothers, Sebadoh.
10. Confusion Is Sex, Sonic Youth (1983). Too smart to rock and roll, these East Village People have been erroneously labeled "post-punk" when they're really "post-rock." Deconstructionists of the first order, S.Y. succeeded in butchering and maiming the pop canon with weird tunings, abrasive feedback, and really shitty vocals. Yeah, I know, S.Y. copped a lot from Glenn Branca and Euro-wank bands such as Can and Neu, but none of those people headlined Lollapalooza.
Evil spawned: Dinosaur Jr, Pussy Galore, Nice Strong Arm, Royal Trux.
11. Power, Corruption and Lies, New Order (1983). The point at the center of this album's incredibly wide sphere of influence is the programmed drumbeat on "Blue Monday," which was widely sampled by Frankie Knuckles and Silk Hurley during the inception of house music. A speeded-up portion of the drums on "Blue Monday" could also be the foundation for Ministry's aural assault. Boy, imagine a world without either house music or industrial.
Evil spawned: House music and all its spinoffs, Depeche Mode, Erasure, nine inch nails.
12. Ride the Lightning, Metallica (1984). Where their 1983 debut LP pioneered thrash metal, this follow-up introduced a lot of gloomy material, including the suicidal "Fade to Black" and the electric-chair ode of the title track. Do we need all this self-pitying angst? I liked it better when heavy metal songs were about screwing girls with big butts.
Evil spawned: Pantera, Slayer, Anthrax, Korn.
13. Psychocandy, Jesus and Mary Chain (1985). With backing tracks that sounded like lightning hitting a sheet metal plant, this Scottish band set out to make pop music ugly and succeeded brilliantly. Brought back feedback, phaseshifters, and fog machines.
Evil spawned: My Bloody Valentine, Wedding Present, Ride, Pale Saints, Cranes.
14. Three Feet High and Rising, De La Soul (1989). Hippie-hop is born! Called innovative for finding things to rhyme about other than sex and violence, this album took the edge off hip-hop and showed that "trippy" is in the mind of the beholder.
Evil spawned: P.M. Dawn, Digable Planets, Jazzmatazz, Tribe Called Quest.
15. Nevermind, Nirvana (1991). The best way to destroy a band is to make it real popular real fast. It broke up the Beatles and splattered the Sex Pistols; the oppressive adoration and the boundary-erasing mega-success of this album and the single "Smells Like Teen Spirit" proved to be more than Kurt Cobain could handle. Be careful what you wish for.
Evil spawned: "Modern rock" (i.e., Helmet, Silverchair, Live, Bush, Seven Mary Three, Collective Soul, Alanis Morisette, Everclear, anything on