By Sherilyn Connelly
By Inkoo Kang
By Carolina del Busto
By Alan Scherstuhl
By Melissa Anderson
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By Amy Nicholson
By Alan Scherstuhl
Last on the list of incompetents is Jerry Zucker, who would probably make a great director if he specialized in infomercials. His compositions do little more than showcase his stars. He spends $50 million on sets, costumes, and locations, then shoots half the movie in closeup through a telephoto lens, which focuses on actors' faces but blurs everything and everyone around them. As a result the film looks flat and washed-out and boring; it might as well be taking place on a ranch in Orange County. Even the special effects are substandard; a matte shot of Gere and Ormond plunging over a waterfall could have been snipped from an old episode of "Land of the Lost."
Despite its visual clunkiness, the picture might have been a guilty pleasure anyway if Zucker had the faintest idea how to move the plot along or articulate the emotional predicaments of his characters. But scene after scene drags on and on, leading nowhere; supporting characters are introduced with great fussiness, then disappear for a good hour or more; agonizing choices are prepared for but never actually made; and massive battle sequences flash across the screen in a disconnected blur of flying arrows, glinting swords, lurching horses, and dying knights whose fates can't move us because their faces were never matched with names or personalities.
First Knight assumes you'll follow it anywhere but doesn't invest enough wit or detail to make the trip worthwhile. It's the kind of movie that backs itself into narrative corners, then gets out of them by magically painting a new door on the wall and sneaking right on through. Late in the film, after being routed, humiliated, and marked as a despised enemy of King Arthur, Malagant somehow barges into the main square of Camelot with five dozen men in tow, interrupts an important public ceremony, takes the entire Round Table hostage, and declares himself king. The moment has no dramatic power because you can't figure out how this incredibly conspicuous baddie managed to get inside Camelot in the first place. The answer is that he got there because the plot needed him there. The scene's execution suggests that getting into King Arthur's sacred city is no more difficult than entering the lobby of a branch bank to make a late-night ATM withdrawal.
Your reaction might mirror that of a jaundiced city dweller hearing a neighbor complaining about leaving his front door unlocked while shopping for groceries and returning to find the house robbed. Anybody who doesn't care enough about a treasured property to bother protecting it A whether that property is a shining city or a centuries-old melodramatic myth serving as the basis for a major motion picture -- never deserved it in the first place.
Written by William Nicholson; directed by Jerry Zucker; with Sean Connery, Richard Gere, Julia Ormond, and Ben Cross.
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