By Michael E. Miller
By Allie Conti
By David Villano
By Jose D. Duran
By Michael E. Miller
By Allie Conti
By Kyle Swenson
By Luther Campbell
Life's a banquet, most poor suckers are starving, and the world's out of whack, past proportion and reason. And now, dear God, even money -- pretty much the only thing we care about lately -- coming under fire. Socialites rioting in Mexico, all in a tizzy over the failing luxury quotient in the land of eternal poverty. The Third World approach to the politics of consumption, no doubt, looming in America's future. Ladies-who-lunch in New York protesting the ruinous expense of Le Cirque's inner-circle menu as the poor grovel on Fifth Avenue. Miami gals sweating the overhead on the domestic-help crisis. Power wives in Beverly Hills paying retail for lifestyle-support services, the quacks and coke dealers, and mobile-exercise vans making house calls with soothing workout instructors. In the meantime, we all can nibble or gorge, as the case may be, at the consolations of life -- food, sex, culture, a laugh or two -- and take our place in the floating hustle. A nasty scramble, save for the occasional munificence of privileges and perks, the mercy of second acts, grand gestures, and big finishes.
A dead heat on the cultural carousel, bright moments in a social program marked by an unceasing appetite for the squalid. Work and love, Freud's overrated passport to happiness, unfortunately intruding on good intentions, missing the Johnny Cash concert at the Gusman Center downtown: Cash taking the Tony Bennett/Tom Jones path to rebirth via MTV cultdom, fighting the cruel whimsy of renown with American Recordings. Beaming back to Berkeley, circa 1968, with a Loray Mystik show at World Resources on Lincoln Road, content in the vaguely alienating circumstance of ethnologically attuned nice people. An interesting reprieve from our normal milieu of heroin addicts, pimps, and mobsters, all the gypsies, tramps, and thieves that make nightlife so compelling in a charming Runyonesque way. Another sampler pack of sensitive souls turning up at the Miami Light Project presentation of monologuist Eric Bogosian, the downside of alternative culture being the deflating realization that way too many other fans share your singular tastes.
That said, Bogosian's Pounding Nails in the Floor With My Forehead, at Maurice Gusman Hall, deep within the terminally mundane University of Miami campus, turning out to be an absolutely riveting evening. Bogosian gagging on "the cutting edge of the black hole of the American psyche" hype but still, bless him, pissed off at pretty much everything. A series of character vignettes revealing a bleak, coruscating, and sublimely vulgar Armenian vision, nailing the innocent and guilty alike. Somehow each archetype of insanity striking a responsive personal chord: from aging wastrels ("My one principle in life is never miss a party") to lunatics, criminals, and a rich shit immersed in I'm-all-right-Jack-fatuousness and the art of barbecue. Our own psychic niche somewhere between a rueful suburbanite ("My whole existence now, the good life, is a reward for just saying no") and a psychotic madman, screaming "blow me" at various bourgeois institutions and plotting obscene scenarios: "I'd like to mount a huge pig right up the ass, simultaneously smoking a crack pipe on its back, while Sally Fields straps on a dildo and fucks me from behind.... Blow me!"
Tough love, tough performance art, Bogosian pushing the limits with a parody of his adoring audience ("So, what'd you all do, have dinner at some trendy Third World restaurant, Thai or maybe Indian, where the food's all served by waiters who can't afford their own native cuisine?") and a dead-on impersonation of a dangerous seething-with-ambition young fan, seeking agent contacts and the warming glow of fame. Chilling stuff, and accordingly, pointedly not crashing Bogosian's postconcert dinner at Starfish, stalking monologuists beyond even our infinite capacity for self-debasement. Afterward the fast set assembling at Norma's on the Beach! a nouvelle Caribbean experience eerily mirroring Bogosianland, the shiitake-mushroom staff gushing over indigenous Jamaican dishes "adjusted to the American palate." Across Lincoln Road, the homeless sleeping fitfully in doorways -- misery escalating concordantly with rising chic levels -- some friends back from Cuba that day, brimming with tales of true squalor and absurdity. Stray dogs roaming around yacht clubs, former aristocrats raising pigs and chickens, children selling themselves for a dollar. In the horror, desperate citizens seeking Hollywood news, asking about Forrest Gump and the Academy Awards. One gentleman touring his family's devastated estate and recapturing a cherished memory: "At least I got a picture of the bathroom where I first masturbated."
Other dinners, other parties and sociosexual scenarios. Amnesia, taking in Gary James's Thursday-night party, James also working full-time as Amnesia's promotions director. All the usual girls, die-hards, and diversions: Zee Bladerunner, a black go-go dancer in white tights and Rollerblades; some Marlin Perkins type selling photo ops with alligators and snakes. A preview party at the Embers restaurant, owners Steve Polisar, Sid Lewis, and Larry Schwartz re-creating the classic Beach watering hole, the original Embers space now occupied by Paragon. Lots of simple but well-prepared food -- chops, fish, and the trademark apple fritters -- along with a redolent Sam Robbins interior design: dark wood paneling and blinds, flattering lighting, and old publicity photos. Very nice, despite the usual struggles of courtesy dining, actually reduced to consuming someone's leftovers at one point -- the sensitive need not apply for comp duty.