By Michael E. Miller
By Ryan Yousefi
By Kyle Munzenrieder
By Sabrina Rodriguez
By Michael E. Miller
By Carlos Suarez De Jesus
By Luther Campbell
By Kyle Munzenrieder
The all-star fame brigade of the holidays off to other watering holes, thank God, and it's back to downtown society, a series of pitiless evenings and regional celebs, the music of chance unfolding in the darkness. Hair stylist and fame adjunct Oribe setting up shop in the old coral-rock house on lower Collins Avenue: in the Bohemian era, the command headquarters for a coalition of black militants, given to brandishing machine guns and looking lethal. Espanola Way, the site of the Michael Delgado incident several months ago, Delgado materializing out of the gloom and defending himself against our loud denunciations of situational social ethics. This time around Delgado seriously connected and shooting the television pilot Warp Speed in a makeshift studio, the cast ambling out in rubber space-mutant costumes. Gilbert Stafford of Risk, the noted "doorman, drunkard, and occasional actor" riding a wave of hope, his career entailing soap operas, Nell's in its heyday, and a stint as New York's fastest deli-counter chef. As always, the sweetest creature in clubland, Stafford wading through the popper-and-pecs boys at Risk later that night, on a philosophical roll: "Don't they all realize how disposable their humanity is, the fact that they could all be replaced by something useful -- like, say, a light bulb?"
The weekend, a pack of press junketeers down for some kind of phantom jaunt, no one quite grasping the rationale behind all the rampant professional courtesy. First stop, Bar None, a pair of beauties summarily dismissed from the VIP booth: We're all too big to sit with mere girls. The top dog of gossip, New York Post columnist Richard Johnson, behaving with the carefree abandon of the celebrities he documents, sharing a moment of Eastern Seaboard professional accord: "It's the same old disgusting shit in New York, too." John Dizard of the New York Observer bringing tales of a dirty little country coming to town: "The Russians are either petty crooks or mobbed up -- Boris Yeltsin's their boy -- and even though we won't let them own banks, they love America and they're moving their money in. But New York's too tough; the Russians I know are all looking at property down here." Photographer Patrick McMullan, ever perky in the horror, taking over as social director, the night blurring steadily. All of us absorbed in a dancer/Marky Mark clone at Steel and go-go girls at Phoenix, the moveable feast sliding on to the Virtua Cafe, Lua, and a truly popping Groove Jet. The frenzy of renown rearing its ugly head again, a regular rhapsodizing about dining in the same restaurant with Cher and Jack Nicholson: no doubt the food improving in such rarefied company. Desperate souls climbing over the concrete walls, attempting to break into Club Prison, a woman introducing herself in sexual conquest terms: "I was the lover of Jean Michel Basquiat for many years."
The inevitable yearnings of the gutter tugging at the being, zeroing in on the perk parade of polite society like a heat-seeking missile. Off to a fine loin-girding start with architect Billy Kearns, throwing a thoroughly civilized cocktail party in his tasty apartment. John and Susan Rothchild, just back from Taos, New Mexico, brimming with tales of atavistic hippies in retro habitats. Bernardo Fort-Brescia of Arquitectonica hosting an opening party for his way controversial office building on Fifth Street. Elizabeth Plater Zyberk and Andres Duany, building cities and thinking like visionaries, the sort of couple who make you wonder what the hell you've been doing with your motley life. Architect Mark Hampton, an associate of Kearns's, currently working on Paloma Picasso's house in Coconut Grove, the icon of chic fighting the inevitable trivialization of Daddy's genius -- an artist who actually beat the game of time and fashion.
On to Art Miami '95, the preview evening attracting the usual mixed-media collage: from local hustlers to major Armani-clad New York dealers, making a serious attitude adjustment in the Nineties, one long postcoital depression. In between frantic pilgrimages to the bar, taking in arresting foreign faces -- Italian artists Karen and Tony Barone -- and a few resonant pieces: a statue called Fame and a horny robotic device endlessly mounting the soiled earth, pretty much everyone's goal in life. All worlds intersecting at a seriously crowded Christie's reception for the art fair, the tony Foundlings Club taking on the feverish ambiance of a VIP room. All the usual suspects in evidence, fifteen years of art parties blending together: You're up, you're down, you never know where you'll land. Jan Cowles inviolate in the crush, last spotted in the Hamptons and La Guardia Airport, regally gliding through the masses on a motorized luggage cart: "Don't worry. I missed the plane anyway." A former art-world player/reception fixture emerging from a long social seclusion, leaving the loop behind: "Lately I seldom go out, simply because I'm just not interested in anything any more."
Other voices, other rooms, the official migratory bird of paradise, Micky Wolfson, re-entering an existence marked by an unfortunate personal circumstance: forced to both winter and summer in the same one-horse tropical burg. The force of Micky making a surprise appearance at one of our South Beach-meets-suburbia parties, raising the tone and rightly observing that the trashed living room had all the "qualities of Dresden." A bit of artistic business at the Belvetro Glass Gallery on Lincoln Road, the Miami Modernism committee -- Max Blumberg, Christopher and Davina Fillichio, Max Griffin -- working the hype machine, the Wolfsonian benefiting from this Friday's preview of the Miami Modernism decorative arts show. Last year, in a fit of hookup insanity, we somehow wound up paving a path of complimentary courtesy for a zillionaire, who, in turn, brought Madonna and company -- something of a mixed blessing all around.
Another party in the galleries at the exquisite Wolfsonian museum complex on Washington Avenue, a beacon of delight amid the nightly swarm of filth and chaos, the legion of local heavy-hitters assembling for a get-acquainted gathering. Suzanne Delehanty, the new director of the Center for the Fine Arts, negotiating local culture: Brian Dursum of the Lowe Art Museum, Dahlia Morgan of the the Art Museum at FIU, Robert and Nancy Frehling, Nedra and Mark Oren, Rose Ellen Greene of the CFA board, the splendiferous Peggy Loar and Cathy Leff. Befitting this season's rage for cross-cultural celebrations, people such as Kenny Scharf -- now working with former Romero Britto associate Greg Calejo -- mingling with the civic set and adding an interesting frisson. One of our socialite friends dragging us into the ladies room -- blissfully drug- and sex-free -- eager to share the splendor of an opulent vanity mirror. Micky saluting the crowd with an optimistic speech about Miami, the city of promise and possibility. Sometimes it's as if he's sucked out all the available good taste and left us all to cavort in barbarism.
Wrapping up the marathon run with an agreeable flourish, the friends-of-Micky -- a free-floating posse of international artists, dancers, noble creatures, and the intelligentsia, people such as writer-activist Andrew Tobias -- assembling at ancestral headquarters on North Bay Road. Max Blumberg taking the gang out for a wonderful dinner party aboard his yacht, Micky pointing out the old Firestone place, various vulgar megahomes, and the former castle of David Paul, going from an all-is-dust monument to a minisubdivision. A flawless evening, save for an absent A-guest from the hunt country of Virginia, set to come along on a postprandial crawl through the Deco district. The icon of trophy wives-with-nine-lives, Pat Kluge -- a belly dancer-nudie magazine model who went on to marry and profitably divorce John Kluge of Metromedia, living in baronial pageantry on a 12,000-acre estate -- remaining behind on Fisher Island with Douglas Wilder, Virginia's first black governor. You go, girl: Politics and fate do indeed make strange bedfellows. The couple retiring early after spending an afternoon in Frog City and other swamp haunts, Micky's rigorous schedule of recommended Everglades landmarks proving to be exhausting. Back at the dock, no one in the party -- despite an awesome propaganda campaign -- signing up for our trademark tour of lowlife for well-born people. Home to bed, momentarily content, taking solace in the honorable social celebrity of Cole Porter: "Just being still might give us a brand new thrill/So why don't we try staying home/Wouldn't that be nice?/We've tried everything else twice.