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The producers and cast of East of Overtown invite you over (277 NW 9th Street) for a benefit concert to help the Divine Mission Homeless Shelter. I don't know, but I met some celebrities, such as Leo Casino, and some worthwhile politicos (excuse that oxymoron) such as the Rev. Clennon King will be there.

Butthorn of the week: Whoever it was that complained about the live music at the World Famous Chicken Factoy and thereby killed it.

Bonus butthorn: All you slobs fishing the canals down South who keep the Peacock bass you catch. Release 'em, you butthorns, they aren't for taking. And the Fish and Wildlife clowns? Where are you, trying on monkey suits? God, I'll miss this place.

The media circus: Now available from Shel-Tone A volume two of their mass-murderer collector cards. (I'll trade you my James Eugene Bigby for your Jeffrey Dahmer.) And if that's not weird enough a thing to get in the mail, how about this, from the Rap Pack collection: a Professor Griff collector card. Are you down with that? Is Griff?

Mystery (no fez) quote of the week: "Come unto me, all ye who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest." I'm outta here. See ya.

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