By Jacob Katel
By Laurie Charles
By Nate "Igor" Smith
By Abel Folgar
By Kat Bein
By Jacob Katel
This is a friend-friendly event. Everyone is supposed to get along, chum up to their blanket neighbor, and have a wonderfully enriching time. To help you achieve these utopian desires, we provide this handy reference, complete with everything you need to have a nice day. All info contained in this guide -- all of it -- is absolutely true. Even the dream sequence. Look it up. We did.
Tickets and Attendance
Is Lollapalooza '92 a commercial success? In San Francisco, where the tour opened in mid-July, 40,000 seats for two shows easily sold out. In Seattle, home of several of the acts, including the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, 25,000 tickets sold in 25 minutes. In the New York area, 36,200 ducats were snapped up in a half hour. The tix for Orlando's visit were all gone by August 11. In fact, ticket demand was through the roof at every stop on the tour.
As of press time, there were still tickets left for the Miami show this Saturday.
Heidi Ellen Robinson, a vice president at Def American assigned flack duties for the tour, had to buy five pairs of tickets to divvy among Miami press types. The promoter, Cellar Door, doesn't supply the media with tickets.
Tickets cost $26.50 (plus service charge, of course) for the Miami show.
By the time the tour ends September 13 in Los Angeles, it is expected to have grossed $17 million.
Cellar Door's no-tix-for-newsmutts policy fits well with organizer Perry Farrell's view of printjerks. Shortly before appearing at the Cameo Theatre a few years ago and showing several hundred locals his butt crack, Farrell refused to admit to New Times that he was from North Miami (sort of Vanilla Ice in reverse). He also refused to admit he had parents.
A wise move would be to cruise by after the show and retrieve a used ticket stub from the ground. That way you can tell your mutant grandkids you were there and no one will ever be the wiser.
One of the premises of the first Lollapalooza was that fans of one act would be turned on to other performers that might otherwise be ignored. Demographic cross-pollination: progressives Jane's Addiction, aging punks Siouxsie and the Banshees, clean metallers Living Colour, industrial nuts Nine Inch Nails, rapper Ice-T (with his metal sidekicks Body Count), cinematic anarchists Butthole Surfers, and the always painful Henry Rollins Band.
Here's everything you need to know about the bands performing on the main stage for Lollapalooza '92:
Red Hot Chili Peppers: Also known as the Chili Papers, Chili Peckers, or just plain Chilis. Best thing about them: Seeing the look on radio-informed people's faces after they buy the Blood Sugar Sex Magik album thinking the aberrant hit ballad "Under the Bridge" is representative of the veteran funk-punk band's sound. A signature of the group is change: in membership, sound, number of tattoos. Their fans stick with them. Everybody, it seems, loves a Red Hot Chili Pepper. (See recipe below.)
Ministry: Animal skulls on stage. Deafeningly loud. Relentlessly antagonistic lyrics. Deafeningly loud.
Four guitarists. Deafening.
Ice Cube: Former member of N.W.A. Prominently featured in that group's classic song "Fuck Tha Police." Co-star of Boyz N the Hood. Specializes in hard-core raps about the black person's travails in modern American society, although said to be concentrating more on "party music" for this tour. Says "nigga" a lot.
Soundgarden: Possibly the most obnoxious rock band on the planet.
The Jesus and Mary Chain: Possibly the most obnoxious rock band on the planet.
Pearl Jam: Singer Eddie Vedder climbs stage scaffolding, often hundreds of feet high. Promoters' insurance agents love this guy.
Lush: Thoughtfully provided by organizers so attendees can get some sleep during the ten-hour fest.
Bicentennial Park: If you don't know it, you're not homeless. And yes, there is some irony in the fact that a portion of proceeds is donated to homeless causes, even as the actual human beings are booted from their squats so this show can go on.
To get to Bicentennial Park, take a jitney...oh, never mind.
Food and Drink
My Own Secret Recipe: Pour one cup of hot water into a pint jar, stir in one tablespoon of salt, add 100-grain vinegar until three-quarters full. Add two dozen aged, dried red peppers, whole peeled garlic cloves, green olives, slices of carrot. Age at least three months, refrigerated. Serve with ice-cold beer and bread or crackers.
The tour has its own team of food vendors who travel from city to city. They'll join local purveyors and offer fuel from Africa, Jamaica, Greece, Haiti, the Southwestern U.S., Caribbean creole, barbecue, and the standard fair fare like hot dogs and pretzels. Wait a second. Haiti?